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I hope our listeners did as well. So Carolyn, tell me a little bit about We had this great first episode with Matthew last week. Tell me a little bit about the memes that we've been talking about this [crosstalk ]. Yeah, for sure. Well, last week, Matthew inspired me, because he was talking about his podcast, that I think is coming out any day now, but it's about online dating as a blind person.

And I was like, "Ooh, online dating. That's a good topic for memes, actually. I bet there are quite a few out there and this summer, I bet people are getting back out there too. I know, yeah. They can't stop talking about it.

So it's a hot, hot vax summer. I mean, that's on repeat on every news station. But yeah, I was like, "You know what? This is topical. Let's take on these online dating memes. I love it. Glad that it's not something I have to worry about anymore, but I'm fully here for the memes.

Let's do it. All right, so we're starting off with a real gem of a meme here. I like this one. So, basically this is poking fun at online profile picture selection, right? Which can be very important, right? In a few pictures, you got to describe what you're all about. So this one is a guy, and he's posing awkwardly with a lawn mower, like a glamor shot almost. I mean they seem to be very close. It's a push lawn mower and he's laying on freshly-trimmed grass, like he's just mowed the lawn.

So right above this picture, the text is, "When you want your online dating picture to say, I know how to take care of my property, but I also know how to relax. Well, he looks friendly enough, but I think the humor in this is all in his body positioning, right?

Because he's propped up on one hip on his hands, and he's delicately touching the grass, and his legs are tossed to one side, very gracefully. It reminds me of a lazy pin-up portrait. And I say lazy, because I think this might be after mowing the lawn. He's a bit tired, and proud at the same time of this hard day's work they did together, and was like, "Well, perfect time for a photo. I mean, more power to him.

I hate mowing the lawn, but I guess it could be therapeutic for some. Yeah, Yeah. I mean, they put you through this process where you have to answer a lot of icebreaker prompts, almost. They're like questions that get added to your profile, so that people have something to talk to you about. Exactly, yeah. So it's to break the ice and get people talking, and their questions, like, "I spend a lot of time thinking about blank.

So they put you through that. But this meme incorporates that, and uses it in a really clever way. So to describe this meme It's basically like a mega closeup of a cat and there are little text boxes that are the cat's answers to these OkCupid questions.

So the cat's answers are, "What I'm doing with my life. Sometimes I ate a piece of dead bird I found on the street and threw up on my bed. I'm really good at sneezing on your mouth. You know, it's funny, I'm literally sitting next to a cat who just threw up in the bedroom. So it's like mega closeup. So it's like we're in the cat's mind or something, right?

Is he pondering his answers? And to me it looks like he's about to sneeze. That moment where you're holding your breath and you're like, "Wait a minute, wait a minute. And that's why this one, I think resonated with me, because it happens so fast, but they're looking at you sweetly and you're like, "Oh, you just want to snuggle," and then they sneeze in your face. There's nothing you could do about it. Oh my gosh. I've learned more about cats in this podcast than almost anything else, which I guess makes sense.

So this one is for Nintendo fans out there. It's like a gameplay screenshots. So basically there's text above this Mario gameplay screenshot that says, "When you thought it was a date, but he brings his friend. And Toad's speech bubble says, "Oh, Luigi came too.

So this is for the Nintendo diehards who have seen this screen in their game, like a million times, where Toad says, "Oh, you brought Luigi. Yeah, exactly. So it's clever. And also an interesting moment in the game. They're a team. Right, right. He is casting shade in the game, like a weird, subtle way, or maybe just it's lost in translation or something.

And I guess maybe because For a little context, they're at Peach's castle because they're about to go to a meeting, and this game is Bowser's inside story.

So the meeting is held in this conference hall to discuss the blorbs, which is a new disease plaguing the kingdom. So maybe Toad feels like, "Oh, Luigi, shouldn't be at this meeting," you know? This next one is a Tinder meme where the Joker It's a photo of the Joker putting on his makeup and a tear running down his Well, Heith ledger, yes.

But this particular one is Joaquin Phoenix, recently in the origin story, Joker movie. The image is Joaquin Phoenix is It's a close-up on his face and he's painting on this red lipstick and a tear is running down his cheek, streaming his makeup. And the tagline is, "Loading up Tinder again to find, in quotes, the one. Painting on your face, you feel like a disgusting freak.

And you're like, "Maybe I'll find them this time. I mean, I think it's a beautiful meme, actually. Pretty great. Because yeah, I mean, you do feel like a clown. You're like, "Oh God, here I am. Here we go again. Let me try this. Of course the Joker is in Gotham city and Gotham city is a mess, right?

And in the movie there's super rats running wild on the streets. So I don't know if the creator of this meme was a fan of the movie, but maybe this is all a metaphor for the online dating scene. Is this like an end cell meme or something?

It's hard to tell sometimes the motivation of the meme maker, whether they're Does the guy who made this meme Is he making a commentary about the absurdity of Tinder or is he actually a woman hater, or is he There were some interesting shots in that movie, for sure. And what did he lose? I mean, I bet there are a bunch of memes out there of his crazy skinny body and yeah, truly a transformation and frightening.

I got one more. So this final meme is all centered around an actual book. So that's the funny part of the way they created this meme. And it's an actual book called How to Date Buildings, an Easy Reference Guide, right? So that's part of the punchline, but the lead up to that is, "When you've given up on your online dating and bar hookups. It's like an illustrated cover of a book and there are a bunch of different buildings from different time periods.

I mean, there's hope. You can date buildings and have a perfectly full and meaningful life. Of course.

Because I spend time in the book publishing industry anyway, so I had to look it up. But yeah, published by Countryside Books in And it's How to Date Buildings, an Easy Reference Guide. And it's basically The author specializes in period architecture and this is his book on, just oozing knowledge on how to date buildings with different British architectural styles.

Well, we've all been there. These are amazing. I think we're Season Two feels snappier. Caroline, I feel like we're giving people the straight memes and Straight, no filler, right? I mean, maybe it's like the summertime and we just want to get out there and have fun. And it's going to be a fun summer.

But yeah. Why not? If the future of the human race depends on people meeting on apps like Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge, I'm not sure we even have to worry about global warming rendering our species extinct. Yet we all have that one friend who found their freaking soulmate by randomly swiping right at 2 a. But hey, if you don't laugh about it, you'll cry — and at least you can take comfort in the knowledge that you're not alone in your misery.

Dating has probably always been brutal, but at least now we have social media where we can commiserate with hilarious, relatable memes. You really like them, and you think they really like you back, only to learn this expression means very different things to each of you. You're fantasizing about a mini weekend getaway and they are about two texts exchanges away from ghosting.

Without fail, the only people who send you super likes are absolute trolls and folks whose profiles include some appalling bios. And yet you keep looking because maybe, just maybe, this time it'll be the person of your dreams. We truly are suckers for love. One positive thing you can say for online dating is it's really allowed people with common interests to find each other.

This has probably been a leg up for those of us with hobbies lots of people find weird or off-putting. Look, if you're not into true crime, just go ahead and swipe left. If you want to talk about The Staircase over four beers, slide into my DMs! If you're a 7 or higher, online dating certainly isn't without problems, but you probably enjoy a wider selection, just because the apps are so photo-driven.

But for people who are, shall we say, less conventionally attractive, it can be a bummer sometimes. do you drop everything to feel it out. After all, you don't want to miss a good opportunity. But nine times out of ten, the conversation goes nowhere for one of three reasons:. I literally didn't say anything! And then it slowly dawns on you that they swiped right by mistake. That really stings.

You can actually picture them recoiling as they realize their mistake. It's kinda unfair to fault people for using the most flattering angles and lighting they can in their profile pics. But it does tend to set folks up for disappointment should their match progress to an in-person date.

Plus, with filters and Facetune, people are editing themselves so much they're almost unrecognizable IRL. My advice is to always do one FaceTime chat before meeting, which tends to be harder to finesse with smoke and mirrors than a still image.

Let's not do this 🙄. A post shared by Andy Ryan andyfromboystory on May 7, at am PDT. Look, I get it. I'm a 5 at best. But at some point, you are going to want to interact with your significant other in the real world. In most cases, you're not going to charm someone so much they aren't ever going to care what you look like. Just bite the bullet and show us your face. Everyone is beautiful in their own way and all that. We all have that friend who fancies herself the Veronica Mars of dating and can give you a full bio in the time it takes you to type your date's name into Google.

She's a real one, keep on her good side, because she's your best defense against the creeps of the world. in which case, you need someone to be a sounding board for that completely unsolicited "eggplant" or the appalling pickup line someone thought would be cute and not at all weird or gross coming from a legit stranger. After a while, it starts to feel like everyone who's still single is total garbage. But then, finally, you go on a real date in the real world with another real human!

The falling-in-love montage in every romantic comedy sets unrealistic expectations for what the dating experience is actually like. If only the journey from first date to committed relationship were a series of happy scenes set to a peppy soundtrack. Instead, we mere mortals have to deal with endless swiping, potential catfishing, confusing mixed messages , and of course, the frustration of being single when everyone else is posting pics with their significant others.

Sometimes dating life is so awkward and painful, all you can do is send your buddies memes and laugh about it. You would think that with advances in modern technology, dating would be easier. After all, with apps like Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge, we can now virtually connect with more people than ever before. There are dating apps for folks in ethically non-monogamous relationships , apps for every single religion , queer-specific apps , and so much more.

But still, as Aristotle once said, "Dating is a real pain in the ass. Thanks, geniuses of the internet. We can't promise these dating memes will help your love life in any way, but we can promise they'll make you laugh—and help you realize that whatever you're going through, you're not alone. His work has been featured in New York Times, Rolling Stone , Washington Post , Playboy , and more. What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Sex Life. I Tried the Viral TikTok Vabbing Trend.

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